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October 2008

The beast was Lady Drama

And after the hellfire of the four horsemen had scorched the cities of man, I saw a great beast rise out of the sea.  The beast was Lady Drama, and he had eight eyes, four heads, eight testicles and three stringed instruments.  The beast opened its mouth and blasphemed, proclaiming all manner of obscenity.  The [...]

Lady Drama is gentle on skin

Lady Drama is gentle on skin, and will not irritate the eyes.  It is never tested on animals, and every ingredient is 100% organic and hormone-free.  Lady Drama is naturally scented with the extract from a Mongolian shrub, and never dyed, bleached, sand-blasted or pasteurized.  The 100% hypoallergic components of Lady Drama include anti-inflammatory enzymes [...]

Lady Drama in Ancient Times

Endymion at the Tractor Tavern

Dear Conrad at the Betty Page Haus