And after the hellfire of the four horsemen had scorched the cities of man, I saw a great beast rise out of the sea. The beast was Lady Drama, and he had eight eyes, four heads, eight testicles and three stringed instruments. The beast opened its mouth and blasphemed, proclaiming all manner of obscenity. The voice of the beast, the haunting Rock of Lady Drama, cried out to the allies of Satan, marshalling the fallen ones for the Campaign of Armageddon. And I saw them join battle with God and his angels.
Submitted by: St. John