Lady Drama is commonly recognized as the most important musical entity in the first half of the third millennium.
The band is composed of four members – Mike Hamm, Mark Kornblum, Lincoln Ritter, and Johnny Gunn – all of whom have already been knighted despite not being British, and canonized despite not being Catholic.
Mike comes from a background in film composition, having scored soundtracks for such classics as The Graduate (1967) and 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968). Mark currently serves as the President’s “Secretary of Sweet-Ass Music”, a new cabinet-level position authorized under the Patriot Act. Lincoln’s extensive catalogue of electronic/experimental music is the first to have measurable effects on global weather patterns. Johnny is the world’s foremost expert in ethnomusicology, and is widely credited with bringing music to Africa.
Submitted by: The White Noyze!