Lady Drama has been known to cause minor irritation to soulless bureaucrats. Apply liberally with a spatula or small wooden spoon. Do not jostle Lady Drama. Lady Drama may or may not steal your things. Keep out of reach of marmosets. Store in a cool dry crotch. Lady Drama has been known to construct vague literary metaphors out of actual driftwood and a pile of rusty screws.
By listening to Lady Drama you hereby waive all subsidiary rights to your undergarments. Lady Drama is not a xylophone. If Lady Drama leaks, return it for a full refund. You have already given in to Lady Drama, so please stop shrieking. This is not your bus. You want the #16 to Fremont. Lady Drama is not affiliated with llamas, yo mama, Michelle Obama, an iguana, or punctuation (including commas).
Lady Drama is not responsible for anything, but is willing to claim responsibility for several things, including but not limited to a) Golden Delicious apples b) the sudden prevalence of charitable organizations during the middle of the 19th Century American Republic, helping to give rise to the Transcendentalist Movement in American literature and c) Hurricane Gustav. Delicious on crackers, or on its own!
Submitted by: Brandon