Lady Drama was first described by noted neuropathologist Dr. William Hertling in 1904, as an acute disorder of the brain’s deep limbic system. Memories of prior ladies are imprinted deeply into the synapses of the “drama nucleus”, located in the anterior hippocampus. The sufferer’s entire sensory apparatus becomes abnormally sensitized to both ladies and their associated drama, resulting in a painful cycle of attraction and rejection. His or her actions become impulsive, driven by the urge to feel out of control, but the conscious mind continually rationalizes the consequences.
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