Listen. Can you listen for a second? Lady Drama didn’t mean it that way. It’s not that your hair looks ‘puffy’ per se, it’s just that you’re wearing a really light hat. It just floats up there, unhindered by gravity, and makes your skull look kind of swollen. Ok, not swollen in the medical sense — just a bit expansive. And listen, your skull is totally beautiful, ok? Yes, your eyes are a bit far apart, like a dolphin, but Lady Drama loves that about you.
Hey, do you know how smart dolphins are? Lady Drama heard that they can produce intricate squeals using nasal air sacs to track down schools of haddock. Why is that a bad example? Do you not find that fascinating?
Submitted by: The White Noyze!