Lady Drama has the strength of 10 men, but suffers from severe narcolepsy.
Lady Drama does not know fear, but it does experience frequent misgivings.
Lady Drama can beat up Chuck Norris, but not Grover Norquist.
Lady Drama is charming with your parents, but violent with your furniture.
Lady Drama thinks macaroons are overrated.
Lady Drama totally loves you, but cannot say so without sounding ironic.
Lady Drama is sorry, but not really.
posted by: The White Noyze