Lady Drama was forged in the fires of Mt. Doom. You don’t believe me? Whatever. Themz is like the ring of power, only a band not a ring. One band to rule them all and shit. Did you know that Lady Drama has magic powers? Like they can turn you into ice or something and [...]
Lady Drama was first described by noted neuropathologist Dr. William Hertling
Lady Drama was first described by noted neuropathologist Dr. William Hertling in 1904, as an acute disorder of the brain’s deep limbic system. Memories of prior ladies are imprinted deeply into the synapses of the “drama nucleus”, located in the anterior hippocampus. The sufferer’s entire sensory apparatus becomes abnormally sensitized to both ladies and their [...]
Lady Drama moonlights as a musical act.
Though Lady Drama moonlights as a musical act, its members are principally concerned with their professional wrestling careers. The boys are presently on tour with the Extreme Wrestling Federation’s junior circuit and will be appearing at the Burleigh County Convention Center in Bismark, North Dakota next Tuesday. If you’re there, keep an eye out for [...]
Lady Drama got their first start at the World Beard and Mustache Championships
Lady Drama got their first start at the World Beard and Mustache Championships back in 1994. After that, it was the Guinness book of world records in ’95, and then the Nobel Prize in ’96. At that point, they were like “Wow, all of our dreams have come true”. Since then they’re pretty much never [...]
Lady Drama is a terrifying manifestation of my deepest subconscious
Lady Drama is a terrifying manifestation of my deepest subconscious. The band exists only as the outward realization of my id, and should I ever get over myself, Lady Drama will slowly disappear like Marty McFly in “Back to the Future”. Lady Drama sounds like a howling cacophony of drowning polar bears. Sarah Palin heartily [...]
Lady Drama is commonly recognized as the most important musical entity in the first half of the third millennium
Lady Drama is commonly recognized as the most important musical entity in the first half of the third millennium. The band is composed of four members – Mike Hamm, Mark Kornblum, Lincoln Ritter, and Johnny Gunn – all of whom have already been knighted despite not being British, and canonized despite not being Catholic. Mike [...]
The beast was Lady Drama
And after the hellfire of the four horsemen had scorched the cities of man, I saw a great beast rise out of the sea. The beast was Lady Drama, and he had eight eyes, four heads, eight testicles and three stringed instruments. The beast opened its mouth and blasphemed, proclaiming all manner of obscenity. The [...]
Lady Drama is gentle on skin
Lady Drama is gentle on skin, and will not irritate the eyes. It is never tested on animals, and every ingredient is 100% organic and hormone-free. Lady Drama is naturally scented with the extract from a Mongolian shrub, and never dyed, bleached, sand-blasted or pasteurized. The 100% hypoallergic components of Lady Drama include anti-inflammatory enzymes [...]